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Anubis



Clever, fatalistic, deep. Sympathetic, generous, loving and persevering in proving their viewpoint.

Colors: male: sienna, female: crimson
Compatible Signs:
Bastet, Isis
Dates:
May 8 - May 27, Jun 29 - Jul 13

Role: God of death and mummification
Appearance:
Jackal, or a jackal-headed man
Sacred animals:
Jackal


What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?
Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries




See, I already knew my 'Egyptian Zodiac' sign, which is why I didn't want to post it. But hey, my bar tab's $965, so that makes up for a lot.

Read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Then add up your total fine and title your entry 'My Bar Tab Is...' You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed-- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

So yeah, I've been around the block. And things have been extremely busy around this particular block lately. Not just with amateur pornography, either. Ari and Will finally finished building their pirate ship, the Jellyfish, which we launched from the beach yesterday afternoon (Fox even broke a bottle of champagne over the bow and everything), and then it promptly... sank. Much to Ari's dismay. I think poor Vin Diesel was more traumatized than anyone else, though. Ari had taken the liberty of stashing him on board the boat, and then Fox had to swim out and rescue him before he hit saltwater, and became an ex-pirate slug. It was all very noble and heroic. And hot.

Unfortunately, the experience has now soured Ari on Greece in general, and it looks like we're headed back to Colorado Springs for the time being. Where there's snow. And work. On the bright side, Ari turns five on February 2nd, and has requested massive festivities to celebrate the occasion. You're all invited, by the way, if you can make it out here. Yes, there will be cake. And beer, just not for the birthday girl. RSVP, s'il vous plait?

Oh, and Tony? He actually said yes. Check your email.

 
 
 
 
 
 
...why did you even DO the Egyptian god meme? At least $965 is very impressive, though.

It was a very eventful evening. But at least the pizza, cookies and pink lemonade did seem to help. As well as your promise of a massive party. Can't believe she's going to be five.

...I didn't wake you, did I? Thought you were still asleep, when I got up.

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...because it was there? Impressive in all the wrong ways, of course, but it'll be a hard score to beat. I like winning, even when it's a dubious victory.

I shudder to think of how the evening could have ended up, if you'd failed to save Vin Diesel. You're my hero. And I'm trying very hard not to think about how fast Ari's growing up. To me, she still seems... new. Most of the time.

I just wasn't very deeply asleep, so getting up wasn't all that difficult. There's a lot on my mind right now, preparations for going back home, and such. Are you okay, though? That sounded like a nightmare to me, and it's... been a while.
Aw, I suppose that's a challenge I'll have to accept, now.

Yes, I noticed how heroic you seemed to think I was. She's pretty mad at me right now for all the pre-bedtime lecturing, but...maybe she'll assimilate some of it, for once. Now that she's almost five and all. They're both growing too much and too fast and we should stop them. Totally.

I'm fine. But...I wouldn't object if you wanted to come hang out with me in here.
....well? What'd you get?

You were especially heroic emerging from a warm shower after your impromptu dunking, and I just couldn't fail to hide my... appreciation. Several times over.

Ari's very resilient, so I think she'll survive the trauma of some overdue lecturing on pet responsibility. Especially since she's getting her giant party, and ultimately, her way, in the end. And be sure to keep me updated on how your efforts to prevent them growing up are going, alright? I do so enjoy a good tale about tilting at windmills.

I suspect otherwise. Which basically means... I'll be right there.
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Not to eavesdrop on the thread, but....yes. Well, our daughter does. He's a banana slug and his name is Vin Diesel. She adores the thing, and how he's managed to avoid horrible squishy death thus far is a mystery to me.
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It's actually not that bad, as a pet. Easier to care for than a small rodent, allows for more interaction than a fish, sufficiently gross enough to thrill Ari without us having to go the tarantula route because no.

...and certainly a better allowance than Will's cat.
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Mm, well, if you ever have a preschooler with big, blue eyes asking if she can please please have a banana slug because she'll never ask for anything ever again and always take care of him etc., etc. you may change your tune.

...you have no idea.
Tell her every successful sailor loses a few ships along the way. And when she wants some instruction, you just send her my way.