1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
had sex with quite a few of them.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any of the above, as long as I get my coffee first.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
I like the side closest to the window.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'm a vegetarian.
5. Ever have to pull over on the side of road to puke?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for earth-currency, but... sure.
7. Shower or bath?
Shower, definitely. I fall asleep in the bathtub.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
Sometimes. It's just pee
9. Mexican or Chinese?
You're making me hungry.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, like stupid
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
In the biblical sense?
Not to get all existential or anything, but can we ever truly
13. Love or money?
Scissors! No, wait. Which one beats paper, again?
14. Credit cards or cash?
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope. Well... Jack-dog can be a real pain sometimes.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I can make myself at home just about anywhere.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Alien zoo. Definitely.
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No way. It itches when it grows back.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I have not.
20. Ever been to a bar?
Once or twice.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, but it was totally Sam's fault.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
24. Favorite drink?
Coffee. Except for that civet crap kind.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Isn't that what the back row's for?
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Isn't that what the extra-wide stall is for?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Isn't that what the supply closet's for?
How dare you suggest such a thing?
28. Have you ever been in an 'adult' store?
What, like Home Depot?
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Sure. Everyone needs light bulbs now and then.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Oh, the stories I could tell...
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
...check your inbox.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Guts? Just about everybody I know. Brains, on the other hand...