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1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
I've already had sex with quite a few of them.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any of the above, as long as I get my coffee first.

3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
I like the side closest to the window.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
I'm a vegetarian.

5. Ever have to pull over on the side of road to puke?
Who hasn't?

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for earth-currency, but... sure.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower, definitely. I fall asleep in the bathtub.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Sometimes. It's just pee.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
You're making me hungry.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Rawrr.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes, like stupid.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
In the biblical sense? Not to get all existential or anything, but can we ever truly know someone?

13. Love or money?
Scissors! No, wait. Which one beats paper, again?

14. Credit cards or cash?

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Nope. Well... Jack-dog can be a real pain sometimes.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
I can make myself at home just about anywhere.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Alien zoo. Definitely.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
No way. It itches when it grows back.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I have not.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Once or twice.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, but it was totally Sam's fault.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Again, not my fault.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
With tongue, even.

24. Favorite drink?
Coffee. Except for that civet crap kind.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Isn't that what the back row's for?

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Isn't that what the extra-wide stall is for? Absolutely not.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Isn't that what the supply closet's for? How dare you suggest such a thing?

28. Have you ever been in an 'adult' store?
What, like Home Depot?

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Sure. Everyone needs light bulbs now and then.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Oh, the stories I could tell...

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
...check your inbox.

32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
It happens.

33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Guts? Just about everybody I know. Brains, on the other hand...

You don't always fall asleep in the bathtub.

And you don't always need coffee first.
Not when you're in there with me, no.

Hmm. I might almost argue this one with you, though. Definitely requires more effort before coffee.
Oh, hey, good idea.

No, you just make me do all the work. But it's still definitely doable.
It's all about water conservation, you know.

...is that a problem?
Well, that's definitely what I was thinking.

...if it were a problem, I wouldn't try to do it so often.
I feel so ecologically conscious now. Make me some coffee, or I'm going back to bed.
What do you think I've been doing while you...recovered?
Really? Now that's what I call room service. So who do I have to sleep with around here to get one of those pumpkin muffins from Mimi's Cafe to go with it?
Don't get used to it, I'm sure I'll get sick of waiting on you within a day or so.

Oh, if you're going to Mimi's, get me a cinnamon roll. And Will wants two donuts with sprinkles, and Ari wants a chocolate croissant. And you can't take Bond-car.
Not if I make it worth your while.

Fine. But if you don't let me take Bond-car, I'll spit on your cinnamon roll.
...I'm willing to discuss terms.

Since when do I give a damn about ingesting your spit?
See number 29 up there on the meme? I still have that gift certificate your minions gave me for Christmas last year...

Point. Hand over the keys, or I let JACK-DOG lick all the icing off your cinnamon roll.
Hm. Ok, well...I can see that maybe coming in handy for incentive.

Dammit. Fine, but you have to get gas too, your buddy used it all up showing off.
Your enthusiasm is overwhelming. You can have the damn thing if you want it, but it needs to be spent before we leave town.

I cannot believe you let the suicidal robot who doesn't even have a driver's license take your precious car for a joyride, whereas I, the person who bought the insanely expensive automobile for you in the first place, has to resort to extortion.
Nono, I just want to come with you when you spend it.

...well, he had yours. And he could do things like scramble police radars and turn all the lights green. And he's a better driver than you. And it was his last day to live, the least I could do is let him have some fun, right?
I've never set foot inside... that type of place before, and I have no intention of starting now. Knock yourself out.

That sounds exceedingly useful, especially in morning traffic. And you are truly a compassionate individual, but I refuse to believe that he's a better driver than me, mainly because he is me.

...did I mention that Sam's been trying to fix him?
C'mon, you have to come! It'll be fun.

That's what I told him. And obviously he's a better driver, he had the city map downloaded to his brain, his reflexes are faster and his vision's better.

...that must've slipped your mind.
I'll think about it. But if we go and then run into Vala while we're there, we are totally turning right back around and leaving.

Hey, I could do all of that too, if I only had a computer for a brain.

Are you sure? I thought I said something to you about it the other night? Anyway, Sam's out at Area 51 with the... body and a team of AI/robotics nerds, but she said for us not to get our hopes up.
...so we'll wait until they're off-world.

My point exactly.

Yes, I'm sure. You just told me he saved your life, that's all. But I thought the issue was power, not...brokenness?
You should make a wishlist. I'm bound to be useless in there.

He's, um... kind of riddled with bullets, too? He saved my life by putting himself between me and the projectiles in question, when we thought Theta Daniel was down for the count. Oh, and he fried a bunch of circuits from sending out some kind of power surge that disabled the bad robots' sensors for a while. But unlike the unfortunate Alpha Jack-bot, at least he's in one piece.

...I wonder if he'll be pissed at us if they manage to get him back online?
I'm pretty sure you'll be very useful. I'm going to buy based on red you turn when I show you something.

Jesus. It's a good thing, I'd have killed you if you came back riddled with bullet holes.

...I'm not sure he really wanted to die.
What a splendid idea. Sounds like the perfect way to ensure that you don't get to play with any of your new toys.

Pot. Kettle.

He didn't want to die, but what's out there for him if he comes back? The Air Force sure as hell won't treat him like a person, and... well. He was really lonely.
Just because you're embarrassed in public doesn't meant I can't fix you when we get home.

Hey, I've never been riddled.

So maybe people will learn. He could certainly do some good, I think, and maybe if he wakes up he'll...have a new outlook. You just need to get Jack to quit being such an asshole to him and apologize for how he treated robo-Jack, and...that would help, I think.
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1. Unnecessary.
7. He is.
11. ...stfu.
18. Not married.
23. See 1.
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1. ...yes. Wait, no. Ok, I'm not sure.
7. I suspect that you are neither.
11. We'll see how cute I am when I kick you in the head.
18. See 11.
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Um, I'm not sure yet. It looks like we're going to go to Egypt before the move itself. Or we may schedule the move to happen while we're in Egypt. The details haven't been finalized.
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Well...see, Daniel promised the kids at Christmas they could each pick a vacation this year, and Ari used hers at spring break for Universal Studios, and Will wants to go to Egypt.

So...we'll go to Egypt.
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...what is Daniel possibly going to yell at them about?
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Yeah, he tried that, long before he signed an NDA. It didn't work out so well.
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Um. Yeah, I...can't really tell you. But...don't panic? The world's not going to end. Probably.
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No comment.

Of course we do! We have tons of high-tech weapons and shields and missiles and shit. This is no problem, totally. Last week they stopped a robot invasion!
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You love me.

Why not? Practically a joyride.

...it was really just a couple robots. But they were assholes.
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I'm sorry, do I look like I have any idea? I don't work there anymore.

But that I'm sure has nothing to do with it.
Perish the thought. I've just been busy saving the universe. And moving, which is infinitely more difficult.

1. Yes indeed. And we're still speaking to each other, which is a bonus.
7. I am, but I really hate to waste water.
11. ...I know, I can't help myself.
12. Part of the fun of doing memes is overanalyzing the stupid questions.
13. I always forget those two.
14. Technically.
18. He's clearly more materialistic than either of us.
19. Yes, really. Not even in Vegas.
23. Linguist. (thanks! it was also apparently National Gardening Exercise Day!)

Edited at 2010-06-07 12:39 pm (UTC)